Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Swaddlemouth

An insult. A term to call prepubescent minors (or immature adults) when they think they’re being slick/sneaky with their words when they’re not.

“Shut your swaddlemouth, you baby!”

“I got in trouble for acting swaddlemouthed with my mom…”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

by Carm050449 April 25, 2015

Spuddle

To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.

Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"

Russ: "Really?!"

In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.

by theanimalmother April 6, 2009

Swaddler

A person who likes swallowing balls

You are such a swaddler

by oranges are bannanas too March 16, 2011

scuddler

To be crafty or sneaky. Usually associated with sexual sneakiness.

Annie is a scuddler with boys.

by Sara is No Scuddler June 6, 2005