Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

by Nutcroot January 6, 2005

Swining

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

by dmgsnowy April 30, 2009

Switting

The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

swinging at the fences

angry to the point of being irrational.

Randy was swinging at the fences he was so mad... hell at one point he tried to clock me. And I was on his side!

by vveerrgg November 21, 2006

swinging spider

when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.

They were totally doing the swinging spider the other day at the park!

by erorby August 16, 2009

swinging tom tom

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren

fuck those swinging tom tom's

by the swedish penis August 11, 2009

Spainting

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.

I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!

by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011