An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
by iKaite July 15, 2009
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Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
"eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. fuckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna coon swing at this police officer maht??"
by Coolabah Deh eh maht August 9, 2008
Get the Coon Swing mug.A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a roider, such as Michael Layland, is provoked by a lack of Creatine.
Random Person: Alright like Mike?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy Bassline goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry Roider
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy Bassline goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry Roider
by Taffinator July 25, 2010
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Get the swing both ways mug.Strawberry Swing is a track included on Coldplay's fourth album.
This is one of several potential album cuts with Afro-pop and high-life influences: Here, distortion-free finger-picked guitars which sound straight out of Mali mix with a heavy bassline and psychedelic synths. "My Mum comes from Zimbabwe, so I spent a lot of time there," says Martin. "I used to work in a studio where people played that." More gentle than much of the album, it is built around a repetitive African-inspired guitar as a blissed-out Martin sings the touching and slightly psychedelic love song about "such a perfect day".
This is one of several potential album cuts with Afro-pop and high-life influences: Here, distortion-free finger-picked guitars which sound straight out of Mali mix with a heavy bassline and psychedelic synths. "My Mum comes from Zimbabwe, so I spent a lot of time there," says Martin. "I used to work in a studio where people played that." More gentle than much of the album, it is built around a repetitive African-inspired guitar as a blissed-out Martin sings the touching and slightly psychedelic love song about "such a perfect day".
"The sky could be blue I don't mind, without you it's a waste of time."
''They were sitting
They were sitting on the strawberry swing
Every moment was so precious''
''They were sitting
They were sitting on the strawberry swing
Every moment was so precious''
by Masterlord July 1, 2008
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Get the swineberg mug.Person 1: Hey man how are today
Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose
Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!
Person 2: But I think its just a cold
Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained
Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia
Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose
Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!
Person 2: But I think its just a cold
Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained
Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia
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