Swineanoia 

The constant fear of getting Swine Flu and thinking that everyone who is sick has Swine Flu.

Person 1: Hey man how are today

Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose

Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!

Person 2: But I think its just a cold

Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained

Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia

Swineanoia by NewYork869007 December 11, 2009

swineancial 

a particularly greedy financial anything

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism

swineancial by geek.neo September 8, 2011

singanoia 

The immediate personality change effected when one realizes that someone has been watching them sing.

Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as

well as slumping in her seat.

singanoia by The BS Express November 28, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012