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summer whore

Tween or teen girl who usually shops at Hollister or Aero.
Craves summer and updates their Facebook how they can't wait for 'Summer 2010'. They usually typeeee like thisss toooo. See trend whore.
(Facebook Status) Jenn SoCommonName: tireddd. school tomorrow. then game. i really miss him <333 can't wait til summer.

(normal thought) Wow...really? School tomorrow? Like we couldn't guess that. What a summer whore.
by furyfury April 12, 2010
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Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
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Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.
Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !
by John Detlor March 13, 2009
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Sad Girl Summer

The opposite of a hot girl summer, a sad girl summer is a summer full of sadness, heartbreak, boredom, etc.

Lana Del Rey invented sad girl summers when she released Summertime Sadness in 2012.

A sad girl summer can also be known for wasting your summer on Netflix, YouTube, Spotify and other streaming platforms to do nothing all day and be sad.
Covid-19 turned our chances of having a hot girl summer into a sad girl summer.”

“2020 summer is definitely going to be a sad girl summer. Fuck corona.”
by maymaybff May 3, 2020
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summer gym

A class you must take during the summer if you have not taken your required gym class during the high school year. Usualy a four hour period for 2-3 weeks.
Stacy: Hey Jen, you wanna stay up and party?!
Jen: I want to, but I have to get to bed.
Stacy: But it's only 9:00pm!
Jen: I know, but I have to wake up at 8:00am for summer gym. We are going bowling!
by JJbear123 August 7, 2008
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toxic boy summer

A toxic boy that thrives in the summer environment, most toxic boys aren’t in a relationship because they think every girl belongs to the streets. Toxic boys drink Henny like it’s water, and text their ex “I miss you” right as the ex is 90% over with the relationship.
“Aye bruh pass the Henny, I’m bout to put all my ex’s in a groupchat”
Damn bro it’s not even toxic boy summer yet”
by Toxicboy4L April 15, 2020
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Summerfield

A small town in Florida full of drama, pot heads *I know I am one of them* and crackheads. Basically hell.
Person moving to Florida: "I'm looking to find a nice town to move to in Florida. One with not alot of drugs and crime, one that's peaceful and not full of idiots, could you help me?"

Florida Real Estate Agent: "Well, don't move to Summerfield then!"
by Motha Herb August 21, 2008
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