shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.

"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"

by Glittercake August 26, 2008

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.

1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.

by Ram April 2, 2004

Scutterd

n. Someone who has an opposable belly button and a third nipple and whose father's name is Dick Long.

Your dad's name is Dick? And you have three nipples? Damn dude. Your a scutterd.

by Thedeuce11 July 14, 2010

stuttering text

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.

You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.

by all day 3 September 19, 2009

Confusion Stutter

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009

shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005