Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
by MCH51 October 23, 2004
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When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016
Get the Stapling mug.the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
Get the stomping on dicks mug.When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.
I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.
Erryday I'm strumbl ing.
Erryday I'm strumbl ing.
by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016
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Get the Chicken Stomping mug.When a group of three or more players join, or create, a Warcraft 3 public game and destroy all the scrub players who join.
Player 1: Hey Rob and Steve, you up for some pub stomping?
Players 2 and 3: Fuck yeah bro, let's go rape some DotA.
Players 2 and 3: Fuck yeah bro, let's go rape some DotA.
by Nyran October 16, 2008
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