stumplin

A small person stumpy person who is not very intelligent... a mixture of stumpy and dumplin STUMPLIN

Man Mark is such a small fat retard....wot a STUMPLIN

by Burnzio June 26, 2006

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 7, 2010

Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.

It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.

by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017

Stripling

The offspring of a female exotic dancer

Her stripling wears far more clothing than her mother

by Squarewave September 21, 2018

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008