stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018

Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.

Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool

by _PBJAM May 20, 2021

The stool elf

A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.

little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf

by Fillet-o-fetus April 4, 2010

Stoolhol

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

by Debattoast July 2, 2018

stroller

A prostitute, pro ho, whore, nasty girl who goes on the ho stroll, the street used to collect her tricks and have nasty illegal sex with.

La'Toya is a nasty whore stroller bitch and she needs to stop scamming on ur man!

by Carmina> April 21, 2007

scrool

fanfictionspeak.

When you hear or see something squee-worthy and want to scream, yet either embarrassment or immense self-control helps you resist the urge, resulting in a lust-induced drool.

Every time Angel hears Orlando Bloom's name, she promptly scrools.

by oemgeejacksonsforme January 18, 2010

stool drool

n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual

Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.

by AnalTox March 2, 2009