Strobing

The act of getting high off of a rotation between a strobe light and a black light. The best way to get high. Drugs suck.

Oh my good joey we are strobing right now!
Jimmy this is so mellow!

by Pyroplya January 18, 2009

Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013

stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.

a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"

by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009

stroking the gnar

when a man jacks off

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006

strogging

Jogging while pushing a stroller with one or more kids.

I went strogging with my kid because it was a super nice day and, frankly, I need the exercise.

by somedadwithakid February 24, 2013

Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality

"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"

by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015