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Stonehenge

A state comprehensive in Amesbury, Wiltshire. Extremely uneducated and located in a highly scmmy position. People are normally found to be having sex, shanking people or egging house. Common drug use and overall filled with many special retards.
A is Educated
B is Stonehenge finest

A: Your statistically more likely to get stabbed if you carry a knife..
B: I'll just shank 'em b4 they get near me init!
by Ladiesman931 November 8, 2010
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stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.
Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!
by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011
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Stonerholic

suffix forming nouns
indicating a person having an abnormal desire for or dependence on marijuana , cannabis, dank, weed .....
Every time I see you, you got a blunt! "You're a stonerholic" ..........
by gripcampaign September 1, 2017
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Stoneathon

A popular sporting event in which athletes must run a full (or half) marathon, pausing each mile to smoke a joint. This event is regarded by the running community as one of the most impressive feats a runner can complete.
Carl: Hey Guys, want to come watch me try a Stoneathon on Saturday?

Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.
by StonemanCarlson May 7, 2018
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Stonetracked

Stoners version of the wordsidetracked
I can’t now, I’m totally stonetracked.
by SommJen April 26, 2019
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stonehoe

someone who lives in stoneham ma and is a slut or whore
jess: that girl is such a whore

alyssa:where is she from
jess: stoneham, ma
alyssa: Oh so she’s a stonehoe
by hiiiiiiiieveryone February 28, 2020
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Stonetarded

It means that you done smoke so much weed, you cant even funston. On no thanking level at all so that what it means...
Man I got so stonetarded last nite I couldn't even remember my girl friends name... So I called her Sally shh that girl...
by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020
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