The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge

My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced

by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024

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The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.

by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

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Fridge Stacking

When company or family is coming over to your house so you buy a bunch of healthy food for your fridge so people think you live better then you actually do.

Do you really think John eats so many vegetables, or do you think he is fridge stacking?

by Vapor S. Thompson June 27, 2012

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One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

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