Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019

Hide and seek

Osama Bin Laden's favorite game.

He's so good at hide and seek, the US military couldn't even find him after 7 years.

by derpderp1222 April 19, 2010

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

PC Steak Sub

A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust Pizza on Smith Street in North Providence, Rhode Island. The soft, expertly baked bread holds upon it the ultimate mixture the likes of which your uneducated palate has never before bared witness to. As you take a bite you are greeted like an old friend by the tender delicious steak. As you chew you realize that not only is there cheese, but blue cheese as well. Why blue cheese you ask yourself. And then it hits you. Yes, that is buffalo chicken you taste, for God has smiled upon you today.


WARNING
If you are not mentally, spiritually, and physically prepared for the sheer deliciousity your mouth has been confronted with, your heart may cave in and your head may explode.

"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"

"A PC Steak Sub, try it man"

"Damn that thing is good...but my heart hurts now..."

by Screaming Indecency July 2, 2008

hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.

I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.

by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009

trailer steak

A sausage made from beef, pork and/or veal, typically sliced.

Commonly referred to by those outside Appalachia as "bologna".

Growing up my favorite sandwich "aside from mayo on toast" was a trailer steak with a slice of cheese.

by Dapht June 15, 2009