(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.
Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.
by gafhater August 13, 2004
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Get the Sashimi Stache mug.a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.
by Hail P. Plinlog May 22, 2007
Get the Miss-stache mug.If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."
by Pacati October 22, 2007
Get the cop stache mug.A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.
by brittany snow February 2, 2008
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GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.
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