Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

by James Cagney February 10, 2004

screamshot

A picture of a screen, in the case of mispronunciation or jumbled speech.

She took a screamshot of her friend's post.

by iamaparallelogram March 16, 2017

seamsturbate

verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"

I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.

by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 17, 2008

Steams

Steams - a slang word for cigarettes pl. Used commonly in Ireland.

Steam - singular term for a cigarette

PERSON : Well man, do ya wanna go for a steam?

PERSON 2 : Do you wanna go halfs on a box of steams?

by Kanye<3 December 4, 2009

seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P

Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!

by QuacksO September 20, 2017

screamscape

When a landscape photo is very vibrant and and full of color, or has a very unique color combination.

1. that photo screams at you.
2. This is going to be a screamscape photo.
3. You guys ready to go screamscaping.
4. that photo is so colorful
5. Eye-popping colors

by dannyhu May 25, 2009

Sreamcams

When she jumps over a noodle .

Ohhh sreamcams

by Seabean runs March 4, 2017