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the squirts

Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"
by afterx3glow March 5, 2009
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Savory Squirts

A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
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Squares

"Yo, can I bum a square" or "Just got a fresh box o' squares"
by MikeDC August 28, 2006
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Squirshy

when a girl's pussy is so wet it drips juice
"That girl is so squirshy you can see it from the back"
by Wet Daddy August 23, 2009
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sweaty squirel

A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.
The other day we did a girl sweaty squirel style.
by Thorson Norman August 15, 2003
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hershey squirts

A prelude to a juicy wet poo poo that are notorious for leaving wet brown marks in the drawers.
I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!
by Bong Joos November 26, 2003
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squirell-faced

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.
Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.
by nick moore February 16, 2006
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