shunting

A ritual called "shunting" where humanoid aliens strip their flesh and have a cannibalistic orgy. They start to contort and melt, and they start to fuse with the dominant alien's body.

The shunting is a once-in-a-lifetime event for their species.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg October 8, 2021

Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.

"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"

by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008

Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Spainting

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.

I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!

by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011

Skunting

The art of hunting for skanky cunts.

"This club is a meat market. The perfect place to do some serious skunting."

by The Skunter November 7, 2009

squarting

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.

She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.

by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016