Giggle Squirt

A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.

Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.

by Michael Dubrow November 13, 2013

Coke squirt

When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.

I was at a sleepover with the boys and we totally tried to coke squirt.

by Dick child the first June 2, 2020

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

squinty ears

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.

for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?

by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008

Squirt Pocket

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of

There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.

by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010

squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016