squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

shucking and jiving

To sit around and bullshit with your coworkers instead of doing your assigned work; to slack off. Can be identified with the use of the term "oooooowwww ggggiiirrrrllll"

Tisha, Monica, and CiCi sat around the office shucking and jiving all afternoon after the boss left early.

by The Great POW October 4, 2006

Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

by KingMJ October 14, 2011

squeaking

making an extreamly high pitch noice with your throat often so load it scares people.

dude did u see me ride past that guy and "squeak" him, he shat himself.

Yes" squeaking" is awesome

by hackattack789 September 23, 2010

Shucking the oyster

Sexual act involving a swift swipe of the hand through the anal crevice following through to a flick of the clitoris.

After she went down on me, I immediately went to shucking the oyster.

by Captain Flik October 13, 2013

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

squawking

yelling profusely loud at a party to a girl to start sucking your dick at that very moment regardless of the setting

Man, I could hear Kyle squawking from ten miles away last night

by IkeJones69 January 13, 2011