squeak a henry

To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.

Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!

by Gay Frog December 15, 2007

squeaky bum time

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)

With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.

by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008

squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it

Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies

by Year11er May 23, 2008

Squeak

The sound your adorable girlfriend makes when she's laughing! Sometimes she does it when she's scared, and she gets angry when you tell her about it!

Guy: Hey check this out!
Girl: Hahahahha -squeak-
Guy: Ha you squeaked!
Girl: No, I didn't! -squeak-
Guy: You did it again!

by Reevaluateyourself May 8, 2013

Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

squeaky

Something that is described as really clean. Short for squeaky clean.

Dag! His house be squeaky! Everytime I visit that cat it be squeak top to bottom.

by Remy Rem January 17, 2008

squeaky sea gull

while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.

Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!

by rebounder October 1, 2006