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squashledick

an expression used in place of shit when one wants to be a little more creative and a little less profane
Girl: I'm pregnant
Boy: squashledick
by amandagrace427 December 24, 2010
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squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018
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potato squasher 2000

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one
omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!
by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017
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squashedorgans

VERY pogchamp 👹
cool 😎
really hot 😩

@squashedorgans on tiktok, follow her!
Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans

Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(

Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
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Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.
My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.
by bergholz October 13, 2008
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squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.
"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb
by pxy abyss May 22, 2004
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