squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020

Squancho

A new, completely undependable, seemingly useless new guy at a place of work or business.

Oh, man. Who's the squancho that started today?

by Bushido427 September 21, 2009

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.

Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Squanch

A shit (n)
The act of deification (v)

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish

by DaSquancher August 21, 2018

squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

by nugget master March 7, 2008

Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

by TVICH March 17, 2017