noun
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017
Get the trump spokesperson mug.An expression that is used when someone is at a party and they add an alcoholic beverage to the punch bowl so everyone at the party gets tipsy or drunk.
by ispikedthepunch August 25, 2004
Get the I spiked the punch! mug.When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
Get the The Gronkowski Spike mug.State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.
I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
by JAA_MD December 11, 2006
Get the shuke mug.Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010
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