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12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
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Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s
Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.
by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012
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Names section on urban dictionary

A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.
Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick

(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)
by gun metal swag November 18, 2012
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Section

Dirty south word for neighborhood,block, or side of town.
Niggas gettin killt up in my section !

Yo section full of pussys
by Nolimitbenny February 18, 2020
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Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV
When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.
by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012
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Pissing Section

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.
Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.
by YAWA May 6, 2020
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YouTube comment section

by Grunp June 26, 2020
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