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sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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The act of shamelessly groping girls
After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight
by Chad O. May 22, 2005
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Sleeping, eating and surfing the web all day. Wasting life away
Sponging - J.Mundi From Sunderland
by R8SAFE April 28, 2012
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Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.
"Check it out there, it's spong man!"

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"That is one spong stick"

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"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"
by bluetube August 12, 2009
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Spong is a term of endearment, usually used to describe something so magnificent, that words often fail to reflect its true beauty.
Hey Jeremy, check that Spong out, she would get it sideways...
by Kelvster October 15, 2006
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the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.
Dude i was sponging Danny so hard last night.
by BigSponger December 22, 2010
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A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.
I gazed wistfully into my underpants and felt very spong. 'That is just not nang' I thought.
by Juzzers June 3, 2006
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