The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.
"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."
by chieromancer May 17, 2011
Get the Smartphone Slouch mug.when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......
by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011
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Get the Splotch mug.A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"
or
Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
or
Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
Get the Sloucher mug.A recent slang word Meaning to kill, or destroy, or wreck, or any such form of light hearted devastation of a person place or thing. Best applied to non serious situations such as commentary on a death in a video game, tv show, or film.
Synonyms: Gank, Wreck, Reck, Shrek, Pwn, Own, Destroy, Devastate,
Synonyms: Gank, Wreck, Reck, Shrek, Pwn, Own, Destroy, Devastate,
*Playing a video Game"
P1: aw man, did you see how that guy killed me?
P2: Yeah man, you got fucking S L O U C H E D.
*alternate*
According to all known laws of aviation, the honey bee should by no means attempt to fully Slouch a human being. To Slouch a human being would result in the bee's stinger getting stuck, and with it, their insides would be torn out. It is a form a poetic justice, that in attempting to Slouch, the bee would instead, Slouch himself.
P1: aw man, did you see how that guy killed me?
P2: Yeah man, you got fucking S L O U C H E D.
*alternate*
According to all known laws of aviation, the honey bee should by no means attempt to fully Slouch a human being. To Slouch a human being would result in the bee's stinger getting stuck, and with it, their insides would be torn out. It is a form a poetic justice, that in attempting to Slouch, the bee would instead, Slouch himself.
by Azarath99 July 31, 2017
Get the Slouch mug.It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.
The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
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