spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

Splot

The off-white, crusty stain left behind on a material from contact with semen.

I spilled a little after yanking the chain and it left a splot on my bed.

by a questionable abortion April 4, 2015

splode

When you make someone laugh so hard they throw up.

"We got that guy to splode by telling him we saw a fart!"

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

Splotong

Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG

Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..

by Tom Jack September 2, 2006

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018

Splore

To abbreviate the word "explore" but then misuse it to make it sound sexual

I was looking for a swimsuit so I splored in your drawers.

by HtotheTS September 7, 2010

spootelage

The residue that is deposited in a womans panties when she quiefs post coitaly.

Betty had to use a scrub brush to completely remove Fred's spootelage from her panties.

by One Hung Low January 14, 2008