shlongadongdong

Cock/Penis

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy

L-people keep asking to see my shlongadongdong

by Huesinay July 10, 2022

Spongaloid

Having the intelligence or brain capacity on par or worse than many sea and ocean sponges.

Quit being a spongaloid and grow some brain cells.

by SeiGius June 16, 2023

splanga

a slap you give to someone when they act like a bledder or when they say sum dumb

ik hou yusu van voeten man
ey stop met praten voordat ik je splanga geef

by lilkindz November 6, 2023

Splonge

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"

"Wow this food is so Splonge!"

by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023

Slongaful

An Irish goodbye

And William said "Slongaful lads! Have a nice night."

by Eru Iluvatar May 18, 2025

Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

Big Daddy Splogan

An extremely sexy beast of a

man. Has a massive irresistible cock that you will automatically want to suck and fuck. He is known to be in a intensely sexual relationship with big daddy finlay. They have collaborated in many episodes of fake taxi and splogan has become the #1 pornstar on pornhub.

That big daddy splogan had a massive erection

by POGGINGS November 30, 2020