splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

Knee-splitter

The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.

The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.

by SoyProtein January 10, 2012

Rail splitter

When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint

Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter

by PinHeadLarry3 November 9, 2017

Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

by EmmBee February 4, 2005

texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006