Spengleton

A term used for people that do something stupid or out of the ordinary

He dropped a stone on his foot, What a spengleton

by Conor McGuire December 12, 2016

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 14, 2017

Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Everyone loves Spencer Geller

by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017

the spencer

When a girl wants to fuck but you just makeout with her for 3 hours instead.

I did The Spencer again last night dude....

by hoetoe June 25, 2018

Kyle Spencer

A Frankenstein-Frat Brother portrayed by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story in the third season, Coven. Kyle Spencer is a frat boy apart of the fraternity known as Kappa Lambda Gamma and lives with his mother in New Orleans. He one night goes to a college party where he meets the character Zoe Benson, played by Taissa Farmiga and instantly takes a liking to her. Sadly, due to her having the powers of a "black widow," she has to decline any sort of relationship with the boy, not wanting to hurt him. Later that night, unfortunate events take place and Kyle ends up dying when Emma Robert's character, Madison Montgomery, ends up flipping a bus which he happened to be on. His body parts were taken to the morgue where both Madison and Zoe tried their best to put him back together and bring him back to life for a second chance. It doesn't work out perfectly and Kyle ends with the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a 3-year-old. Zoe takes him back to civilization where she tries to teach him how to be human once again and their love for one another blossoms from there. Even if Kyle is a ticking time-bomb in a way, he still is a precious little teddy bear who would love some cuddles all the time and is definitely one of my favorite Evan Peters' characters for that reason alone.

Me: "Kyle Spencer is a deadly, little teddy bear and, honestly, I'm okay with it."

by mysweetgirl2 September 17, 2018

Spencer (girl)

A girl Spencer is very hipster,and although she is kind hearted she will put you in your place when you get out of hand. Spencer is the mom of the friend group and likes to make sure everyone is taken care of before she takes care of herself. You can always go to Spencer for problems and she will lead you in the right direction, even if it's not what you want to hear. Always trust Spencer.

I think I am going to ask Spencer (girl) for advice, she always knows the right thing to do.

by Definethisthan... August 30, 2016

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003