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Speedwagon

God. Literally the name of God and the waifu of every single anime universe there ever is, was and ever will be.
A very intellectual and holy person (totally not me): "Speedwagon is a blessing that us mere mortals have witnessed."
by RaiehanCuzREEE October 2, 2020
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Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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speedjammer

speedjammer is the other forum administrator of New Age Ads, that started in August 2008. He is twelve years old when he first joined Womo123 into the forum. He is known for advertising in a PM, probably the forum's link. He started his own forum, which has the same name, but failed and became a forum administrator at NAA.

Later, after a few crackings of NAA, MisaTange was dragged into an argument between the staff members, that speedjammer was reported for being underaged. However, he is now thirteen years old. As of today, no one knows about his whereabouts.
speedjammer... where is he now?
by MisaTange July 8, 2009
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Speedoh

Hot, sexy, the epitome of raver. Appealing to both guys and girls, with not a shred of self-consciousness. He's generally found in the Atlanta, GA rave/burner scene wearing his signature blue speedo. Often seen with glow sticks. Black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, toned swimmer's build. Beautiful, warm, welcoming smile. If you see him... you'll know!
Did you see Speedoh at the rave last night? His package was huge!
by DJ Niv October 27, 2011
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Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021
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Speedrunner

That Speedrunner has the world record any% time
by rosewater0 January 27, 2018
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Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.
Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
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