by KuroTheSPED September 6, 2018

SPED: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH!
YOU: What do you mean?
SPED: WE ARE ONE!
YOU: So you mean you also SMASHED last night?
SPED: Welp... Thanks for your secret.
THE END
HOPE YOU ENJOY AND DON'T CALL ANYONE SPED
YOU: What do you mean?
SPED: WE ARE ONE!
YOU: So you mean you also SMASHED last night?
SPED: Welp... Thanks for your secret.
THE END
HOPE YOU ENJOY AND DON'T CALL ANYONE SPED
by I'M NOT ME NOR AM I YOU December 18, 2017

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.
by Bainemo April 14, 2005

Sped is a word that is a synonym to the one and only Dylan. To qualify as sped, you must be named Dylan, have red hair, be three years old, and a Saint Bernard.
by Zoike July 6, 2019

by Harry boi June 23, 2018

They can't stop laughing they must be on sped
Rando: why are you laughing?
Alex:*laughter* we *laughter* are on *laughter* sped! Hahahhahahhahahaha
James: *says something retarded which started the sped*
James and Alex: *continue laughing unscontrollably*
Rando: why are you laughing?
Alex:*laughter* we *laughter* are on *laughter* sped! Hahahhahahhahahaha
James: *says something retarded which started the sped*
James and Alex: *continue laughing unscontrollably*
by Sped by FaSt October 12, 2019
