Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

speaking neon

1. Speaking of something beyond the listener's comprehension.

2. Speaking of something that makes no sense whatsoever, ultimately confusing the listener.

1. Speaker - "Man, I was up all night last night reading about the protein synthesis and replication of deoxyribonucleic acid."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

2. Speaker - "Man, last night I hopped on the midnight sasquatch and rode the monkey rainbow."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

by Imabashew September 12, 2007

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

speaking O'Mara

The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.

I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.

by t r i c i a January 4, 2009

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

Ghettophorically Speaking

1. (adj.)
Derived from the terms ghetto and metaphorically speaking The term is used to describe the use of a ghetto phrase or word in speech. This phrase or word often does not mean the original definition, but rather another implied meaning.

2. (adj.) (v.)
Used when explaining your speech patterns to an individual with no ghetto background or knowledge.

3. (v.)
When making a reference to a ghetto phrase not normally used in your personal patterns of speech.

1. "My lip gloss be poppin'"

2. "When I said, 'get out my face' I did not imply you were literally INSIDE my face. I was just ghettophorically speaking."

3. "I'm just ghettophorically speaking here but... He better back up before I smack him upside his fat head."

by ludicrousy November 14, 2009