spantex

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009

spatz

name for a guy who can't figure out the right way to come on to a chick

Oh michael, you're such a spatz with rachel, give it up!

by Truedawg June 29, 2003

spatz

A hand gesture. The palm is face down and the little finger and thumb are crossed underneath it. When directed at something/one it suggests that they are stupid or lame.

Can also be extended to 'spatz, rotate, die' is which the hand is turned through 180degrees and flopped downwards.

Use wisely.

Please do not spatz me.

by guruchelles October 3, 2005

spantic

this word is a combination of two words,
spiffy and fantastic.

this word is used if you love something, but
there's something about it that's kind of
awkward.

"look that guy is wearing red pants"
"that's spantic!"

by skdjf;asdf April 30, 2008

Spantexting

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

Spanties

Spant·ies span-teez

noun ( used with a plural verb )

underpants or undershorts for stanky buh donk a donks(buh donk a donk refers to a rather large buttocks).

1) Dammm woman you need some spanties to cover bubble butt.
2) When Sugar pulled on her spanties there were ripples for days.
3) Jarrett got a huge ass, that boy needs some spanties.

by Tight buttocks, small butt September 15, 2013

spankz

An immature and annoying pest.

Oh, I see Spankz is being a jackass again.

by anonymous February 15, 2004