Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

spaxtic

A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd

"Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"

by Jake Fearnside October 2, 2007

spastic

Wildly crazy, can seem like it can get out of control.

I am going spastic. We had a spastic good time. That was spastic.

by SuburbanH July 20, 2017

Spasticat

A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.

Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.

a spastic cat is a Spasticat

HOLY SHIT THIS PUSSY IS CHEWING OFF MY EYELIDS, HE'S A FUCKIN SPASTICAT!

by midnight banana June 15, 2010

boombastic spastic

when a mentally challenged person trys to dance at a club or wedding

look at that guy gettin crunk lol he looks like a proper boombastic spastic

by simotastic June 13, 2009