money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.
You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!
by trojan_marxist May 05, 2009
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Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill
(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 08, 2021
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