soggy shake 

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

soggy shake by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008

Soggy Book bag 

To expel semen onto someone's back, then having them put their shirt back on...resulting in a Soggy Book bag.

Her Soggy Book bag looked nasty.

Soggy Book bag by BWZ9912 December 23, 2009

soggy cannoli 

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

soggy cannoli by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

soggy ham wallet 

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

soggy ham wallet by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

Soggy Socket 

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

Soggy Socket by RDaly05 April 26, 2011

Soggy Charlie 

Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).

I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.

Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.

That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.

Soggy Charlie by Bob the Stoat September 4, 2007

soggy sausage 

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

soggy sausage by xkatherinex September 13, 2010