Soiled it!

Reference to the Spongebob episode “The Algae’s Always Greener,” in which Spongebob gets a customer’s order wrong in his newfound role as cashier. He confesses to his manager Plankton (who has used a contraption to switch lives with Mr. Krabs,) and begins crying and screaming the phrase.

“A customer asked for a medium drink, and I gave him a large. I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!...”

by The urban definer December 23, 2017

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soblem

A self-created, self-solved problem. A soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a pathetic condition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.

Albert Einstein said, "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." Jank responded, "Not always, Al! I created and solved a soblem last week!"

by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

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sobil • sobig • soil • soilwork • Sobia • soilder • soiled • Sobble • sodbileg • sibilance

Saobility

Chinglish, means people who are thirsty for sexing with the opposite sex.

Fanfan is born with strong saobility.

by sbfanfan August 4, 2010

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soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

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soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

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