snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016

Snark

A commonly used phrase by the cool kids in a virtual world known as Second Life. Other variations include : Snarkleberries, Snarkles, Snarknuggets, Snarklepuffs, etc.

"Omg what a noob... hahahahahahahaha SNARK!!!"

by NellsAndCreole May 16, 2010

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Off

To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.

That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!

by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009

Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.

I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.

by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018