Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.
“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."
by OlyWABCR January 23, 2016
A commonly used phrase by the cool kids in a virtual world known as Second Life. Other variations include : Snarkleberries, Snarkles, Snarknuggets, Snarklepuffs, etc.
by NellsAndCreole May 16, 2010
A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.
by CycloCynic January 5, 2009
by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009
A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).
by CycloCynic January 5, 2009
by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009
by Chickenman2447 September 7, 2021