smaunking

the act of putting your cum into a funnel and putting it back through the penis just to jerk it off again

i loved my semen so much so i started smaunking

by jedspeakable March 26, 2024

smunking

the act of fucking a dead skunk

dude saw quite a few dead skunks lets go smunking

by i smote April 7, 2024

Sounding

The process of inserting objects (usually metal rods) up the urethra to increase sexual pleasure by stimulating the prostate from inside the penis.

Me and my wife tried sounding yesterday, it sorta hurt but it worked out in the end.

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Sounding

When they insert a metal rod into your dih, to examine it, but it actually causes insane orgasms

Sounding will make you cum a lot so don't try it at home!

by Bluetext6572 March 5, 2026

Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing

Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.

by Penix December 5, 2017