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by Ahandphul April 1, 2019
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A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."
"Wow, nice Smullet."
"Business at the side, party at the other side!"
"SMULLET"
"Her Smullet really gets me going.."
"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
"Wow, nice Smullet."
"Business at the side, party at the other side!"
"SMULLET"
"Her Smullet really gets me going.."
"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
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Get the Jussie Smollett mug.Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.
Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.
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