World's Smallest Violin

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

Smalling

The shrinking of any of your main sexual parts,

Including anything from: ass , penis , mouth (Use your imagination), etc..

Tommy - Dude, that chick's ass has been smalling lately o.o

Jimmy - OH FUCK! *Chases girl* Lay off the diet! Come on! I know your husband is gonna flip when he notices that!

Girl - What? Oh, I'm lesbian.

by Smartass101 October 15, 2007

Smallings

A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.

Usually applied as an insult. (noun)

"That kid is a smallings"

Oi Smallings, you are a small ting and I am teaching you the ting.

by lstead May 8, 2013

smallest dick

The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)

Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.

by GinaKnowsBest:) June 30, 2014

getting smaller and smaller

Said of a person who is becoming less and less intellectually coherent ( not because of mental health but due to the oral garbage they spew) and therefore losing their intellectual relevance and appeal to the masses.

Gavin Newsom is getting smaller and smaller according to Greg Gutfeld

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

smullen

a smullen is an expression used to describe a high strung person with frequent mood swings. said person will usually talk very fast and will introduce random topics into the conversation.

"Sean must be bi-polar or something. He keeps going from happy to angry every two minutes. He's such a smullen"

by rickysayshi May 10, 2009

smallinize

(vt) to make smaller.

As in, "Sean smallinized the roster to fit in his wallet."

by Schwartz5534 October 14, 2007