to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.
"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple
by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005
Get the Storking mug.when a couple is spooning(laying to one side) and begin to have sex, still on their side. Spooning leads to forking thus sporking
dude i got lad last night!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking!
by Bam-9 August 25, 2010
Get the Sporking mug.just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.
I was sporking last night
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Get the Sporking mug.the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.
by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005
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Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
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