rap sheet

a document of a person's arrest history.

Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.

by The Thinker July 25, 2004

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

hit the sheets

to go to bed; to go to sleep

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

between the sheets

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed

Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

Skeet Whistle

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019