INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

sleepsex

A phenomenon where someone subconsciously displays sexual activity with another human, a pillow, the bed or anything around that is available.

Jimmy: shucks i got dumped again
Nami: aw u must've sleepsexed her again

by lucidwolfe June 5, 2010

Sleepless touch

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

Sleeper OP

In multiplayer games, a character who is indeed OP but it is not yet recognized by the playerbase as such. Usually one or two buffs away from being broken.

Player 1: I rarely ever see Swain in games but when he's there he always stomps
Player 2: He's definitely sleeper OP

by Quacking August 22, 2017