skeet skeet

the white stuff that comes out when you bust a fat ol' nutterooni.

AAH SKEET SKEET GOTDAM

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016

Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

by M Plops December 6, 2005

Skeeter Leg

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 6, 2008

23 Skeetdo

When you cum on a girl and then leave.

BOB: Man you got home early last night.
JERRY: Yeah, I pulled a 23 Skeetdo on that bitch.

by hairless monkey March 28, 2009

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Ah Thete! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter April 15, 2007

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005