Sumpy

The peak of intelligence and charm. See sexy and awesome

Will is the Sumpy

by Wilhmer Shackleford March 26, 2004

A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

Skimpy

not adequate, lame, squirrely, bothersome - a pseudoname for one who is any of the above.

dude, don't be so skimpy! go down the mogul run you wuss.

skimpy, quit IM'ing me while i'm in class!

by d-low November 19, 2003

skump

A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

Bro you were in the bathroom really long were you skumping.

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

Skumpydink

Formed from the two words "Skump" (slang for genital warts) and "dinky" (tiny), this another one of those phrases that saves the spacebar from more unnecessary pounding.

"This random just commented on a picture from years back! Thier picture makes them look like a right Skumpydink .."

by Le Wrodster October 5, 2009

skempy

Getting High, Smoking the Happy Grass.

Last night me and my woman got skempy on some good weed.

by Mr LOL January 12, 2009

Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018