skitch

A potentially contagious skin condition, where the afflicted person subconsciously scratches the facial and neck areas, thus leaving flush/red lines, also known as "skitch marks".

Skitch sufferers are rarely aware of problem until others near them point it out. Outbreaks are known to occur during family gatherings and dinners. Some skitch sufferers have been known to draw blood.

There is currently no known cure for the skitches. A research team of dermatologists are currently working for a possible vaccine, however for the time being, afflicted patients are advised to keep their nails short to prevent dreaded "skitch marks" or "skitchdaddles".

"Check out that girl, she's got skitch marks all over her face!"

"Stay away from her, she's got a bad case of the skitches!"

by YanYanSt.Ma December 20, 2008

Skitch

A person who sleeps around and gets more than one person to sleep with in a period of time.

" That Bitch is a fucking SKITCH. Sleeps with about more than 4 guys in a week. WHORE\

by Lovehopr12 January 10, 2017

Skitch

A very grotesquely skinny woman with witch like features

Jesus, Angelina Jolie is such a fuckin Skitch

by Kindarudeoddlyfunny September 14, 2019

skitch

Australian irregular english verb

An "attack" or "persue" command for a dog

Dog owner: "Fifi, skitch the cat"

Fifi the standard poodle: persues the cat

by pseudopsud September 6, 2019

Oozy Skitch

A rather unsavory hybrid skank-bitch.

Don't be such an Oozy Skitch!

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

Skitch

A 'skanky bitch'. A skitch has had sex with nearly all the guys in school, and she's hella rude.

"Ugh! She's such a skitch! She banged my boyfriend and then calls me a slut!"

by Do she got a booty? She dooooo April 26, 2014

Skitch

Someone who's very good at creating user interfaces in Sketch. A Sketch Bitch.

"Whoa, you're such a Skitch, I could never have designed that!"

by skitchhiker January 11, 2018