noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.
by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008
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by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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by Minister May 14, 2005
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This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.
by swineyvee October 19, 2006
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When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
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"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
OR
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
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