Salsa

–noun
1.
a lively, vigorous type of contemporary Latin American popular music, blending predominantly Cuban rhythms with elements of jazz, rock, and soul music.
2.
a ballroom dance of Puerto Rican origin, performed to this music, similar to the mambo, but faster with the accent on the first beat instead of the second beat of each measure.
3.
Mexican Cookery . a sauce, especially a hot sauce containing chilies.
4.
Semen

1.
Dorothy: I like salsa music
Kevin: What The Fuck?
2.
Dave: Can you break dance?
Gabe: No, but I can salsa.
3.
Adrian: That's some damn good salsa Lauren
Megan: My name is Megan...
4.
Eminem: "I'm the lead singer in my band and get all the girls to take off their underpants"

by SantaMOD March 13, 2011

Salsa dipping

A sexual act with flavor! Invented in the Mexican state of Tabasco, "Salsa dipping" consists of three steps. First, you pour some salsa into a vagina or anus. Second, the man inserts his member into the orifice and pulls out after a few pumps. The third and final step is the act of felatio performed by the person who was the salsa depository. Salsa dipping comes in many variations. It all depends on what kind of salsa you like. Do you want it to be a medium, mild, spicy, or really spicy experience!?! It's up to you.

Enrique enjoyed salsa dipping his boyfriend, Ace.

by Professor Staff February 23, 2009

Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007

salsa snack

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

Chunky Salsa

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.

Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!

by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

Salsa-monella

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.

Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010